Of greasy palms and weakened minds. India versus England. 3rd. test Day 2. Mumbai.
In short, India were poor all round today, except for the bowlers and the unbeaten batsmen. This is not going to be a polite piece, so brace yourselves. I have been effusive in praise when deserved and it is only fair that I be scathing when deserved. The fielding was very poor. At least 6 easy chances were floored this innings. Flintoff was dropped thrice before finally falling for 50. Strauss was dropped twice yesterday. England should not have crossed 300 but got to exactly 400. Munaf was the bowler who suffered on almost every occasion and should have had at least six this innings ( 29-4-81-2).
Dravid ( two), Sehwag, Kumble, Dhoni ( two) dropped routine catches. Irfan took a catch 2 feet in front of the boundary and casually walked back, over the line, to make it a six! He had Collingwood plumb lbw earlier but did not even appeal!! Can you believe that - this is a test player. He does not look his usual self and I do not think it is all fine in his head. He looks demoralized and seems to be just going through the motions. If I were the coach he would get a kick in the ass and a good lesson in old fashioned, full throated appealing. Irfan had done the same at Mohali with another lbw shout. His shelf life, I predict, is limited.
Munaf and Sreesanth ( 22-5-70-4) bowled well and with a lot of heart. Kumble was efficient and will see more help later ( 39-7-84-1). Bhajji got 3/89 without doing anything special.
Owais Shah looks a good batsman - played well to get 88 - was very well caught by Dravid off Bhajji.
Overall, the bowlers did well to restrict England to 400, despite all the dropped catches! The batting, however, was shambolic.
I have always felt that England and Australia understand the game better and are tactically much more savvy than the Asian teams. With Chappell coming in, we have got better but the English are still ahead tactically. They had a clear plan for every Indian batsmen. Sehwag now stands exposed, a la Dada, for his weakness against the short ball.
At Mohali in the first innings, and again today, he was nailed by a bouncer. On both occasions he played a shot, if you can call it that, that belongs on the badminton court, not a cricket pitch! These were balls bowled at chin height. A good batsmen sees them early and sways out of the way or shapes to hook them. Sehwag has jumped up and presented his bat handle and gloves to the ball. There are only two outcomes to an act like that - you either miss it or get caught behind. It is not a scoring shot. It is really not a shot at all! It is a monkey jump!
The English bowlers executed their plan to perfection. Most balls were short and well directed. They have used the bounce on offer very well. Our batsmen grow up on drives and balls worked off the pads on our low pitches. Cleverly, there were none on offer. The English have done their homework. Sehwag was out doing the monkey jump mentioned above for 6 ( 9/1).
Jaffer followed soon, unable to get out of the way of a short ball going down leg side - clumsy batting ( 24/2). Sachin came to bat with the crowd chanting his name and left to boos from the crowd. He was totally out of sorts and struggled to time or middle the ball. He fished at one well outside off, feet rooted to the ground and was taken by Jones easily - a poor shot. He looked hesitant and totally lacking confidence.
For the first time, I heard an Indian crowd booing Sachin. That it came from his home crowd is a sure sign that he cannot take adulation for granted any more and the fans are losing patience. Expect to see more booing if he fails again. Of course, if he hits a century soon, they will be fawning all over him again. Such are the vagaries of cricketing fame. Just ask one Saurav Ganguly! The signs of decline, though, are evident. His one run took all of 20 balls ( 28/3).
Yuvraj stroked his first two deliveries for boundaries to emphasize his emergence as the new star of Indian batting. Both Rahul ( 37 n.o.) and Yuvraj ( 32 n.o.) held the innings together to end the day on 89/3.
Yuvraj, Rahul, Dhoni, Irfan and all batsmen down the order need to score for India to have any chance in this match. If India fall for less than 330- 340, England should win this match. The pitch is offering turn and has good bounce. As far as I can predict, there will be a result here.
The Indian performance today has been very disappointing, to say the least.



Reader Comments (9)
The likes of Sehwag who lack elementary batting techniques as good footwork, knowing where your off-stump is and the ability to manouver, duck and move out of the line of incoming deliveries are suited only for the One-day and 20-20 slam-bang variety of cricket.
Sehwag never moves his feet while playing all those unorthodox shots that fetch him runs. Worse still, he is not willing to learn. His fitness is poor, he is grossly over-weight and most importantly becoming a horrible fielder these days.
If Sehwag is not willing to learn and does NOT know how to move out of the line of deliveries aimed at his face he deserves to be kicked out of the Indian Team.
A flawed technique can make a genius out of you on some occasions but only as long as the opposition teams have not discovered it. Once they do, batsmen such a Sehwag will invariably be reduced to specialists in the "monkey-act" you have described so very well.
We share your disgust TU - as much if not more.
I feel very bad when Indian public does NOT support the lil' champion because he has the potential to gather 50 Test centuries and 50 ODI centuries if not more.
I feel sorry for the lil' champ because when Gavaskar started playing for his records, whole of India was so very supportive.
I feel sorry for Sachin because when Kapil Dev was playing for his selfish personal record of becoming the highest wicket-taker nobody seemed to complain.
I feel sorry for Sachin because no one seems to be ready to allow our little champion to attain personal glory by setting a world record in max. no. of runs max. no. of centuries, max. no. of fifties in both versions of the game.
So what if Sachin's personal records are not proportionate to Indian's overall record in winning as many matches.
So what if Sachin's personal milestones are not helping India's cause, isn't he entitled to etch his name in gold so that after retirement, he can boasts of HIS achievements (and to hell with the cause of Indian cricket).
So what if Sachin has begun to crawl towards his personal glory with more intent and purpose than being just andf fair towards the Indian cause.
So what if Sachin struggles these days.
We Indians are so obsessed with hero-worship that the Team's cause or the Nations cause is always secondary to some body's personal achievements.Haven't we seen this before.
If Jagmohan Dalmiya cared for his personal glory above everything else connected with Indian cricket, why isn't Sachin entitled to do the same.
Come on guys, here is a Lil Champion who has achieved so much in life. We should be celebrating everything about him - his virtues, his vices, his everything.
Let us learn to celebrate his weaknesses and failures as much as we have loved his successes. Isn't that what we should do to someone we have truely loved ? After all, isn't he human.
Long live Sachin. And to hell with everything else.
When Sachin's poor run of form goes hand-in-hand with Rahul's pathetic captaincy, when Sehwag's pretentions go hand-in-hand with the Turbanator's decline, when Pathan's inconsistency goes hand-in-hand with Yuvraj's unpredictability - isn't it just natural that this half-strength English side is still good enough to wallop the Indians and square the series - One-all.
Bring back the Prince' O' Indians or continue to suffer at your own expense. Like it or not, the Prince led his Team and backed his Men like nobody else has ever done it for India.
Need I say more ?
How on Earth can an Indian captain win the Toss and elect to field knowing well how difficult it would be to bat on this kind of pitch on the last 2 days ?
And then, if people suspect match-fixing, who is to blame ?
Is Dravid mad or are the Indian cricket followers all fools ?
If India loose this Match, both Dravid and Chappel will have a lot to explain.
Hey' even if India wins - they should still have lots to explain.
Friendship Series, is it ??????
Dravid captaining India this way will spell doom this coming World Cup.
Dhoni's dismissal was unlucky and if he had stayed in things could have been very different. They've picked up 2 late wickets today, and early inroads tomorrow could see them chasing a very gettable score. Sachin has something to prove and he's still a great batsman; England have not found Dravid easy to get out. England are also over-reliant on their pace attack - there's only 3 of them in this game and they've been over-worked over the last few weeks.
Check on the class of the bowlers the World has seen in the past and tell me how many of the current crop of cricketers (i.e. bowlers) playing international crciket today measure up to the Greats of the past.
No wonder then, that batsmen of the present era look better than they actually are. The likes of Sehwag, Afridi and so many more are called exciting batsmen because they succeed against mediocre bowling attacks. Not because they actually are that good or great.
The bowling standards in modern day cricket has gone down so much that batsmen who are deficient in technique still appear to look so good and "exciting".
What a shame.
No articles for neither day 3 or day 4. I hope everything is ok.
What do you think about course of action on final day - whether to even try to win, or just to save the game by playing 90 overs? My guess is first two sessions to try keep wickets, and give a shot in the last session to win.
Thanks
I am fine and thanks for the concern. Was just too busy yesterday.
I do not think we can win. We will lose too many wickets if we try to chase and the best we can hope for is a face saving draw.
I think the English team will win this one.
I generally agree. While there are some exceptional bowlers, the overall standard has dipped.
There are many more technically flawed,yet, successful batsmen around today than ever before.
This is also a tribute to the much better bats used today that allows these 'aggressive' batsmen to hit fours and sixes off edged shots.
As a result,if batsmen have good hand eye coordination, they frequently get away with technical flaws in their formative years, specially on the subcontinent. Once the batting style is set, no fundamental changes can be made later.