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A comedy of errors. India versus England. 3rd. Test Days 3 & 4. Mumbai.

First the captain takes a risk by electing to bowl. Then the bowlers bowl badly on day one and when they bowl their hearts out over the next three days, the fielders drop more chances than I have ever seen in a test match before. My club side has never dropped as many in one game! The batsmen then bat poorly and the team now faces almost certain defeat. If you are looking for sympathy or a kind word, go someplace else. The team has brought this upon themselves and will be deserving losers if they do, indeed, end up losing.

This is the state of the match : England : 400 and 191.

                                                            India    : 279 and 18/1.

India have missed 11 chances on the field this match and I estimate this has cost more than 170 runs. Dhoni, Yuvraj, Dravid, Pathan, Sehwag, Kumble have all been culprits. The drops are too many and too distressing to list. Let us just say that it has been a true team performance.

Jaffer and Kumble are at the crease and India need 295 more to win off 90 overs. First, I do not think India will win. People who harbour hopes of a win are hopeless romantics. We will need to safeguard wickets for the first 2 sessions tomorrow and assuming we reach tea only 3-4 wickets down ( very unlikely) the asking rate will have climbed too high to chase safely. Second, if it really comes to that, it is easy to bowl a restrictive line in tests and England will do just that. Third, I do not think this team is good enough to do it in it's current state. Fourth, Sehwag and Sachin are injured.

The only player I trust to make a difference is Rahul Dravid and I hope that he will somehow manage to last 90 overs. If he falls early the team will collapse like a pack of cards. The others, including Sachin, are not equipped to last at the crease in these conditions.

There has been a lot of talk about Dhoni's dismissal. There was sufficient doubt and the decision of the third umpire should have gone in his favour. Amazingly, the person operating the screen in the stadium pressed the red button before the third umpire!! Only in India is this possible. I can only speculate as to whether this pressurized Mr. Hariharan to press the red button too - I think it did because Dhoni was well on his way back already when the umpire pressed his button. The person who pressed the red button without authorization should not be ever allowed within 5 miles of a cricket stadium in this life.

The BCCI has discovered new ways of making money. I hope it discovers professionalism too, at some point. The MCA has a lot of explaining to do over its very shabby management at Wankhede.  One visit to the toilets at Wankhede and you will find it hard to believe that this is one of the premier stadia of the richest cricket board in the world. Where is all the money going?

A word about the booing of Sachin at Wankhede. It was wrong and graceless. Sachin has been my favourite batsmen and I have been accused of being partial to him in the past. Having said that, I have to say that the reaction of many ex-cricketers has been almost hysterical and oh, so goody-goody!

This is a man's game of grime and dust, not a tea party with the Queen, boys. Just as players say things on the field they later regret, the crowd got carried away too. Cricketers are sportsmen, but they are entertainers too. There isn't a single entertainer alive who has never been booed by an unhappy audience! The same fans have showered Sachin with unprecedented adulation and reward over 16 years. Sachin has great strength of character and will have taken the booing in his stride. I am sure he did not make half as much of the incident as all the critics have. Come on guys, Sachin got booed, too bad, but do not make a song and dance about it. He is a famous cricketer, not a holy cow!

Prediction for tomorrow - India will lose. I just hope they make a fight of it. The romantic in me, however, hopes to get a shock tomorrow.    

Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2006 at 17:41 by Registered Commenter-- Third Umpire | Comments6 Comments

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India will WIN tomorrow.You will be proved wrong!
March 21, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterFourth Umpire
Hi T.U.



March 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterDaring Darling,
Hi,

I write this the evening of the 5th day - India thrashed by 200 odd runs - pathetic isnt'it?

This will be the best chance for Saurav Ganguly to make a comeback. Sachin is out, and Sehwag looks more like a sack filled with water (do sacks get back spasms?). Gautam Gambhir dosent look to me as international class - his hopeless wafts outside off-stump are reason enough .

This is the time for More to get Ganguly back, instead of making stupid statements that no one is ruled out - does that mean even he is in with a chance (especially on the back of Dhoni's poor game)?

Ganguly is only 33 - and now is the right time to get him back into the thick of things. At the end of the day, he has made 10,000 ODI runs - he is a class act and let there be no second thoughts about that. With no captaincy to look after and with a hunger to score runs to cement his place - a run hungry Ganguly is just what we need.
March 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterKumar
Hi. T.U.

1. If I had my multi-cuisine Restaurant raking in the hundred of thousands of rupees every month it is but, natural that I would find the daily rigours of a tough fitness workout to keep my body in shape a lil' difficult with each passing day.

2. If I knew that I would be making a cool Rs. 25 lakhs every Match whether I am in the playing XI or not and irrespective of whether my Team wins or looses, I would still end-up a very rich man within a couple of seasons even if I travel to a few foreign shores as a 12th, 13th or 16th man in the squad.

3. If I knew that my selection in the Indian cricket team is automatic because I have cracked n' number of centuries some good 10 seasons back and can still boast of an average that looks decent how does it matter if I cannot field or run between the wickets or my knees can hardly help me stand for 8 long hours in the field..

4. If I signed 14 contracts for advertising and brand promotions within 6 months of creating waves on the international cricketing arena does it really make any difference now if my cricketing form slumps and my cricketing skills show a marked decline.

I could simply go on and go on.

Does anyone in India realise what is actually going wrong with the way this game is being played in this country...... Does anyone see how such huge mega-bucks flowing into Indian cricket are being so generously misused to pamper and intoxicate men of very limited and mediocre calibre to attain super human dimensions and demi-God status that they least deserve.........

I for one, have always believed that too much of money in this game has caused more harm than good. The hunger to succeed dies the very moment one becomes a national hero. A couple of good seasons help build a reputation that will extend one's career to so many long and fruitful years........

We have seen it happen so often. As soon as one breaks into the Indian Cricket Team and if god willing, does reasonably well the enormous amount of money and riches that accrue - all of it so instantaneosuly results in an immediate decline in form and that's it........ All the glory , potential great expectations are short lived....... And once a reputation is created, performance or the lack of it matters little. Thereafter, the media takes over the role of mentor, guide and saviour so far as your career is concerned !

In short - money is the name and too much of it is screwing up this game !@#$!

Payment on performance is the only way Indian cricket can go forward. If you got to keep the hunger alive, money, fame, adulation and greatness has to be hard earned. That is the only way it should be. Since there is no one to ensure that - mediocrity will continue to rule.......

You just lost to an English side which had 6 of their best cricketers not playing. And in doing so, you just showed the world how good you really are.......

Long live Indian cricket !

Way to go guys, way to go........
March 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterMicky Mouse
I seek answers to a few questions from Sir Greg Chappel Hon'ble Indian Captain Rahul Dravid and whoever forms the think-tank of Indian cricket team today.

Why did India elect to bat in the Mumbai test after winning the Toss ?

Why was a third spinner not preferred in place of the third seamer knowing well how the Mumbai pitch takes spin after Day 2 ?

Why was Sachin Tendulkar's injury detectd on the 4th day of the Test match ? Was he carrying this injury all this while ?

Why did India prefer to play an injured and horribly out-of-form Sehwag ? Was he too carrying an injury ?

Why was Shreesunth not given a bowl immediately when England were 8 down to clean up the tail in the first innings ? Why did Harbhajan and Kumble continue dishing out duds as the tail wagged and wagged to reach 400 ?

Why was there such a collective failure on the fielding front that cost India the Match ? How can a side afford to drop no less than 18 catches in a single match and still hope to win ? Isnt it like having to bowl out the opposition thrice and even more ?

Why is it that at the end of Day 4 - two of the leading Indian batsmen were reported for injuries ? Had they sensed defeat even before it actually came ?

Uncomfortable questions all of these. And I know there will be many more.

But will anyone be held answerable ?

Good question that - I guess.

What say you, T.U. ?
March 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterDonald Duck
I just saw how India lost this Mumbai test.

I just read Sachin says it's not the end of the road for him as yet.

Aw God please, Sachin do us a favor. Take a break and retire gracefully before all the greatness of your past achievements is forgotten and your failures become a topic of constant criticism and ridicule. We all know you were amongst the best. We also know that you are well past your prime. And you know it too.

So just leave it at that and allow us to remember you as someone who was great. No need to underline the fact that today, you are far from it.

I have read about your dream to be part of a World Cup winning Indian XI. Alas that will never happen ! Because the chances of this Indian Team winning the World Cup next Year are as good as Sania Mirza winning Wimbledon 2007...that is with or without you !

We have leap years to cover before we can even dream of it.
March 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRekha (London)

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